Two blondes wanted to go on holiday to Paris,
they were in their car when a blonde saw a sign saying
"The Airport Left", so they went home!
From Rebecca Callaghan
Miss you Glapton!
Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains
Pull yourself together man
From Jimmy
What does tutokahmon say when hes sad?
I WANT MY MUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels!
from Lauren Horrey
Miss you Glapton!
Knock knock.
Whos there?
Eggbut.
Eggbut who?
Egg but no bacon.
Why does the banana have to go to the hospital?
Because it was peeling!
by Jodi McQuade
Why can't you have the olympics in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
By Danielle Callaghan
What is short for e.t?
Legs
From Mirriam
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
By Kayleigh Mitchell
(I would like to say a big hello to everyone in set 9 and Miss Price)
What is the difference between a 3 footed monster and a 2 footed monster?
A foot.
from Lucy Stocks
What do you get if you pass a vampire and a snowman?
A frost bite
Ha ha ha ha ha very funny
from Kayleigh Mitchell (class 10 Mrs Murphy)
A man was walking down the road with a lady on his back.
Man on road: Where are you going?
Man: Fancy dress party.
Man on road: What as?
Man: Turtle.
Man on road: Who is she?
Man: Me-shell.
from Ellie Anne Booth
(No Offence To Any Blondes)
Two Blondes Wanted To Go On Holday To Paris, They Were In Their Car When A Blonde Saw A Sign Saying
"The Airport Left" So They Went Home!
from Bronja
Why did the banana go to the doctors?
Because it wasn't peeling very well.
from Thomas Stocks
What do you call a woman with a beach on her head???
SANDY
from Katie Booth
PATIENT: Doctor, doctor can you help me out?
DOCTOR: Which way did you come in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from Blane Barton
What do you call a snail on a ship?
A Snailer!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the over side!
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
Why did the skeleton go to ball alone?
Because he had no body to go with!
Patient: "Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards!"
Doctor: "Well I'll deal with you later."
What has two hands that can't hold and two eyes that can't see?
A cuckoo clock!
What is a ghost's favorite game?
Draughts!
What goes down a chimney down but can't go up a chimney up?
A umbrella!
What pok'e'mon is low fat?
Butterfree!
Which weighs more: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither - they both weigh a ton!
Why did the little boy put lipstick on his head?
He wanted to make up his mind!
What do you get if you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?
Dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital.
Where do baby apes sleep?
In apricots!
Hello to all of Class 9, Mrs Bettles, Curtis Keeling + Tom Ramshall [He's moved school]
by Ben Luck
Did you hear about the fight at the chippy?
The fish got battered.
Did you hear about the dustbin joke?
You don't want to it's rubbish!
Hi to everyone in class 5 from Max Lever
What do you get if you cross one head teach to another head teacher?
I wouldn't do that I if were you head teachers hate to be cross!!!
David Williams Class 10 (by the way I Love Jokes!)
How do monkeys cook?
Under a Griller
What do you get if you cross a teacher with a Vampire?
Lots of blood tests!
David Williams Class 10
A woman went into a fish libary and said can i have some fish and chips?
The person said you do realise this is a libary dont you?
Oh! sorry.
[whisper] Can i have some fish and chips please?
These are from Anthony Price Class 9
Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
Have you heard the joke about the dustbin?
Well you dont need to because its a load of rubbish .
Why can't you play cards in the jungle?
Because the cheetah always cheets.
What is the wettest animal?
Answer: Reindeer
From: aimee smith class: 9
Q: Knock knock whos there? Fred. Fred who?
A: Fred this needle-im cross eyed.
by rachel richardson class 10
Q: Why couldn't the bike stand up.
A: Because it was two tyred.
by nadia pulfrey. class 10
Q: What did the big phone say to the little phone?
Answer: Your to young to be engaged.
From: Hollie Savage
Class:10
Pataint : Docter Docter I feel like a pair of curtains
Docter : Pull your self together man!
by Megan & Georgina
Q: Where do chips go on holiday?
